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Schools and the Anthony Wayne community.

Satirical illustration of kindergarteners clocking in for a full school day at Monclova Primary School. A smiling administrator welcomes students with backpacks and lunchboxes while excited parents celebrate in the background. Anthony Wayne

Anthony Wayne Proposes Keeping Same Kindergarteners Twice As Long to Combat Declining Enrollment

By Tony Dub • October 13, 2026

Families in blue Anthony Wayne clothing gather outside a football stadium while children run through the crowd.

Anthony Wayne Clarifies Football Games Are Neither Wineries Nor Free Childcare

By Tony Dub • September 25, 2026